Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.

Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.

by Spacemonkey252 July 13, 2023

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 05, 2023

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023