Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 05, 2021

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 03, 2022

Thor-loser

n. Thor-loser
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers

Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt

“He’s such a Thor-loser. The re-make of Ghostbusters was amazing and hilarious.”

by BerylliumLithium December 08, 2019

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 01, 2022

thor arnold

He's a nigger

Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.

by madcowdisdea January 30, 2017

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 30, 2017