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Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
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ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap
She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette
by mikerowcock October 20, 2023
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stomach omelette

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.
After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017
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Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.
Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!
by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022
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Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
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maduka hitler batter omelette

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024
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