gay llama

The most majestic creature to ever exist. Better hide your mans because these homosexual furries will steal all your hoes
Man: is that a gay llama?
Other man: why yes that is a gay llama

Man:HOLY SHOELACES THATS MORE MAJESTIC THAN MY DILDO
Other man: Fuck off its mine
by Imma.fuq.ur.hoes August 13, 2018
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Llama king

The llama king is known for his handsomeness, fluffiness, evilness and curiousness
The llama king is approximately 9.4 meters tall (30.8399 feet) taller than the llama queen but shorter than the llama lord

Eats grass and hay
Sadly the llama king is just a myth

Llama king will lead his kingdom to victory
“Llama king aka lama glama klama” said lucy

“What does it mean?” Asked sally

“Find the llama king” said lucy
by Llama Queen April 13, 2022
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Llama necking

Just two good bros hanging out and slapping their dickheads together for a minute, only semis and no gay stuff
Yeah bro, im down for Hulu and llama necking
by Domochomo March 24, 2017
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unicorn llama

Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns
have you seen a llama with a horn around??

No why they don't even exist!?

Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE

later…

omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O
by Unicorn llamas are colorful September 02, 2015
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llama queen

The queen off llama’s

Known for her Beauty,evilness, curiousness, glamorous and tallness

Approximately about 7.3 meters tall (23.9501 feet) shorter than the king of llama’s

Eats grass and hay
The queen of llama’s is just a myth sadly
“Hey mum (mom) guess what we learned about today” said rose
“What?” Asked roses Mum (mom)
The llama queen” said rose
by Llama Queen April 13, 2022
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llama pig

A replacement for any combination of cuss/swear words.
Best used in the presence of grandparents and overly sensitive adults.

E.g.

Mother Fucker
Fucking Bitch
Arse Hole
Shit Cunt.
"Oi that guy Blake is an absolute Llama Pig"
by Dan The Mango Man November 30, 2019
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Llama day

March 22- a day where u celebrate llama s bc why not
by Well ok the November 23, 2018
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