lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by anonymous October 13, 2023

German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

lawnmower

the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy

Last night me and my girlfriend hot the lawnmower

by anne.freak June 7, 2025

Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014

Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022