Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018
Get the Jacobnessmug. 
jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
by skrskr225 May 8, 2022
Get the jacobmug. A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 1, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. 
Get the Jacobmug. always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
by iynez February 12, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.