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Pick up the fucking phone now! 

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING 

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?
Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking the Royal Duck 

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Fucking the Royal Duck by dirtykurty September 10, 2010