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Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
by Ânonymous March 11, 2015
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The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020
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One-Curve

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.
Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!
by baddleeroybrown September 6, 2010
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Jumped the curve

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!
by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018
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That shit curves

When something is cool or works.
Randy: "Yo robby, look at these fat dubs on my whip"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"
by Streetplaya626 August 1, 2015
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Cuddle Curves

When a girl/guy has extra fat on the hips/thighs that makes cuddling comfy
That girl has cuddle curves, I love to hug her(:
by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
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Curved out

"I was talkin to my friend and when i was in mid sentence she curved out."
by Huggibear88 January 19, 2010
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