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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you
Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018
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Carl Creamer

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023
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Creamerism

When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright
On look he did a creamerism
by Omak3 April 24, 2020
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Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not
“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”
by jdnsisnxos October 13, 2018
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Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.
by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023
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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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