-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017
-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!
I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal February 18, 2018
The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.
The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.
by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024
The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 07, 2020