The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
Get the Capstick Creamermug. A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.
Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!
Man 2: No way.
Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.
Man 2: No way.
Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.
by Nater101 January 12, 2025
Get the Creamermug. A Massive Cock!
by J0000shh May 16, 2022
Get the Bourbon Creamermug. The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
Get the Kansas City Creamermug. The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 7, 2011
Get the stinky creamermug. by CottonCandy2425 September 21, 2016
Get the Creamermug.