Bride

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)

Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...

by Bride123 August 19, 2021

Bride Hoe

A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.

This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.

by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

The bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein- When the male chokes the woman right as she’s about to cum then cums inside of her as she goes out and screams it’s alive when she wakes up she has no recollection that she has orgasmed.

I choked her to pass out and shot life into the bride of Frankenstein.

by Jo1390 July 23, 2021

My Dying Bride

A fantastic doom metal band to get stoned to along with Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Type O Negative and Witchfinder General

My Dying Bride is peak

by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025