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body tetris 

An act of passion involving numerous Tetris shapes and positions, including but not limited to: The Greased Flagpole, The French Clown, and The Messed up Squirrel, WARNING: NOT FOR AMATEURS!
Jeffrey that was a wonderful round of Body Tetris! Thanks for suprising me with The Messed up Squirrel.
body tetris by Spandy April 26, 2005

man tetris 

When a collaboration of two or more naked, erected men lay on there abdomen, one of top of another. Inserting there sex organ into each others anal cavities, so it appears as if they are configured and interlocked such as in the classic Nintendo game Tetris.

Bobby, Jim and Ted are very tired after a long game of man tetris.
man tetris by RetroRob July 16, 2008

Disco Tetris 

A word used to described music that is manufactured to be mainstream, or simply to appeal to the mass media. It has little emotional meaning and is simply produced to bring in money.
Gwen Stefani says: " This sounds like Disco Tetris! Make some music with some soul."
Disco Tetris by Kurt Hogsey December 2, 2007

Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.
"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."

Car Tetris

The art of getting everything you need for a camping trip or festival, into the back of the car with no space left
'did you get it all in the the car?'
'Yes, I car tetrissed it!'
Car Tetris by janethepaint May 27, 2016

Mexican tetris 

When landscapers or thrift shoppers, usually Mexican, stack as much shit into the bed of their truck as possible. Much like tetris, these stackers have to be as efficient as possible to bring their goodwill or garage sale goods across the border... hence the game, mexican tetris
Damn that stack's gotta be 15 feet tall. He must be a pro mexican tetris player
Mexican tetris by Busy bill July 30, 2019