She was looking for a long-term relationship, I just wanted to rail her. Needless to say, I pulled the ole' tank and flank and snuck out the back when she was sleeping.
by Rusty & Joe July 29, 2011
Get the Tank and Flank mug.The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.
Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.
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Get the Jay Tank mug.When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.
"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!
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Get the Sneaky Tank Job mug.Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
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