The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
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Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations
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Tactical can also relate/refer to anything with more emphasis on equipment, weapons, defensive-training, & Officer-Safety than on getting out there in the street, knocking on doors, talking to the community, and getting the job done.
Tactical can also relate/refer to anything with more emphasis on equipment, weapons, defensive-training, & Officer-Safety than on getting out there in the street, knocking on doors, talking to the community, and getting the job done.
"Why's Detective Florentine standing so close and taking notes while interviewing that gang-banger? Dude, that's not tactical."
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Get the Tactical Buttsex mug.The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
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