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Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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Tactical nap

When you sleep for an optimal number of hours (i.e. not enough), the night before a massive deadline or exam.
I have to tactical nap to revise for this exam I have tomorrow
by IML May 1, 2010
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Tactical Penis

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations
Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.
by hahahacough January 17, 2011
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Tactical

Word frequently used by some policemen who lack communication & people-skills and are more concerned with having cool police-gear than with actually doing good old-fashioned police work.

Tactical can also relate/refer to anything with more emphasis on equipment, weapons, defensive-training, & Officer-Safety than on getting out there in the street, knocking on doors, talking to the community, and getting the job done.
"Why's Detective Florentine standing so close and taking notes while interviewing that gang-banger? Dude, that's not tactical."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field
by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010
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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
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