tina

she has very big boobs and very accident prone and has nice legs

Harold: "Hey Jasper, that girl's a real Tina."
Jasper: "I know, she's going to be my wife."

by chanana May 13, 2011

tina

Someone who will take your breath away
T is for the way you take my breath away
I is for I like it when you take my breath away
N is for Nobody else takes my breath away
A is for Asthma, a disease that takes people's breath away

she took my breath away, what a Tina!!

by Bomb_voyage13 October 4, 2016

Tina Tornado

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.

Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.

by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

Tina

the most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. she has long pretty hair and big brown eyes. she will reel you in at hello, she is amazing in every way.

John: Oh gosh Bobby, I met Tina yesterday
Bobby: JOHN NOOO I CALLED DIBS REMEMBER
John: I'm sorry but no dibs on Tina, shes too perfect to be shottied by only one guy.

by ms2k4 June 2, 2008

Tina

TINA
Gender: Feminine

Usage: English, Italian, Slovene, Dutch

Pronounced: TEE-nə (English), TEE-nah (Italian, Dutch) key

Short form of CHRISTINA, MARTINA, and other names ending in tina. In addition to these names, it is also used in Dutch as a diminutive of CATHARINA.

Did you know my mum's name is Tina?

by TamaraDi February 3, 2010

Tina's Cookies

You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.

Yeah i just made some of Tina's Cookies they should still be warm.

by HotMama243 June 16, 2010

tina

TINA is an abbreviation for "There Is No Alternative". It was a slogan often used by the Conservative British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The phrase was used to signify Thatcher's claim that the market economy is the only system that works, and that debate about this is over.

Thatcher claimed end of the history by her TINA policy to signify the free market economy.

by AhmadSquare May 7, 2018