Verb: the act of of traveling, not merely for pleasure, but as a massive fuck-you to sheltering in place during the Covid-19 pandemic.
by lilac_meddow May 23, 2021
One who must always travel under the influence of a road soda, usually in celebration of the 1994 hit 'run around' by Blues Traveler.
by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2009
Travel bone occurs when travelling long distances on road journeys. If travelling overnight it can be multiplied by raging morning glory.
by MrTroutsdale April 06, 2015
An annoying revelation that can usually be found on the news, radio, or internet when some guy decides that it's too dangerous to drive around in a certain place. Often ruins our fun plans- and for no good reason!
Mom: Well, we were going to go shopping today, but there's a travel ban in the town of yorkshire.
Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!
Travel bans stink.
Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!
Travel bans stink.
by mercyflight101 August 10, 2009
An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.
by B Gunn April 13, 2005
If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.
by swank5 October 27, 2004
A Eurasian Traveler is when you take a shit in a girl/woman’s purse.
It is most likely a revenge or prank. It is usually on a woman who carries a large or oversized purse. It could also be in any type of bag carried by a male or female.
Originated from the movie Borat (who is Eurasian), where he shits in a bag and presents it to a group of people.
It is most likely a revenge or prank. It is usually on a woman who carries a large or oversized purse. It could also be in any type of bag carried by a male or female.
Originated from the movie Borat (who is Eurasian), where he shits in a bag and presents it to a group of people.
Joe: I bought that girl drinks all night, and she was all "come home with me," so I did, and then she didn't want to hook up. She just wanted to snuggle.
Steve: Damm, that sucks man.
Joe: It's ok. She looked better with the beer goggles on anyhow. Before I left I dropped a Eurasian Traveler in her purse. Probably won't be hearing from her again.
Steve: Ouch, she'll probably reach in there for her wallet and get a nasty surprise.
Joe: Definitely have to wash your hands after you meet the Eurasian Traveler.
Steve: Damm, that sucks man.
Joe: It's ok. She looked better with the beer goggles on anyhow. Before I left I dropped a Eurasian Traveler in her purse. Probably won't be hearing from her again.
Steve: Ouch, she'll probably reach in there for her wallet and get a nasty surprise.
Joe: Definitely have to wash your hands after you meet the Eurasian Traveler.
by bigfletchdog November 21, 2007