by that gay bish October 27, 2020
Get the confuzzled tortillamug. Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009
Get the Tortilla armsmug. The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!
This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!
by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020
Get the Tortillaingmug. An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 13, 2017
Get the Tortilla Horsemug. by Isuckdickonadaily October 10, 2019
Get the Tortillamug. It is someone that eats pussy with a corn tortilla in a girls vagina with cheese and makes them cum. It is a tradition in the Indian world and is looked down upon by many people. Pack that tortilla in my asshole vagina mustard because it taste like ketchup. Nasty how are you my nigga. You should be ashamed of your provolone cheese nigga.
by boody sniffer January 25, 2021
Get the Tortilla pussymug. I'll butter your tortilla ;)
by Mastermind30342 July 2, 2015
Get the Tortillamug.