your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

by I hate you all June 29, 2004

courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept)

The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!

I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!

by chuckrocks October 05, 2009

Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 16, 2010

Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no

by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021

Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper

1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.

1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u

by SomeGuyWithAName July 07, 2018

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 March 17, 2011

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014