Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020

Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.

by Seilkie May 20, 2020

Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.

Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."

by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber

A amazing girl who is very lovable, loves the out doors, a class clown, guys never stop thinking about her.she's the country type loves hunting. She's always looking for a good time with anyone you wanna find someone like her she will make the perfect girlfriend.

Guy1- bro my girlfriend is such a timber
Guy2-i wish my girlfriend was a timber

by Tink💕 January 17, 2018