seed seepage

After you drop the hog and fill your lady full of baby batter she has your nut butter leaking out of her.

Her: “I need to change my underwear, honey. Got some seed seepage going on here”

by Comrade Sizzurp December 11, 2021

Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Seed scrape

When you balls deep in some fruits and the seeds get caught scraping yo dick.

James yells* "HOLY FUCK MY SCROTUM"
Miles: "Dude what happened?"
James: "FUCKIN SEED SCRAPE MAN"

by watefruisdfbvourbvousvhouwf November 16, 2017

Seed Barn

Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!

Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!

by Pedro Calag May 1, 2020

seed water

It is the pre-cum

Oh man I think my seed water got her pregnant

by Wizard Acrobat February 9, 2017

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015