sweatpant canyon

the most extremeist of murphs,not be mistaken for the melvin,but the deepest of wedgies extending through the buttocks to the camel toe/groin

geez look at the river flowing through the bottom of that sweatpant canyon!!!

by astroproject1 February 4, 2010

Sweatpantslessness

Your lack of wearing any sweatpants....

You know you want to be wearing sweatpants , but you cant.
I am wearing sweatpants however. Hence, your feeling of sweatpantslessness.

I will mourn your sweatpantslessness, as I lay around in my pajamas all day.

by PJ's for days December 31, 2010

Sweatpants Swagga

Someone who can rock sweatpants no matter what. Like, the poster-child for baggy lounge wear. They ALWAYS look good in sweatpants.

Lola: "What should I wear to the party, Kimmy?"
Kimmy: "I don't know, I'm just wearing sweatpants."
Lola: "Easy for you! You always look great. EVEN in sweatpants!"
Kimmy: "What can I say? It's just my sweatpants swagga."

by sweats<3 January 16, 2011

sweatlana

A woman who sweats a lot during sex, so much that it feels like a sauna.

Boy... I had steaming sex with that girl last night

Friend... She must be a sweatlana.

by Chamidibutay November 10, 2011

sweatback

Sweatbacks are people who are out jogging or cycling on the road. They are in the way and apparently want to work out in front of people just to be noticed.

"Did you see that sweatback? I have never seen loose spandex before!"

by Kimsky June 21, 2011

i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

Sweatback

A sweatback is any illegal alien entering the United States from the south , through the desert. Not to be confused with wetbackswho swim across the Rio Grande.

Damn I just found three dead sweatbacks on my property, they look to be dehydrated!

by BaddadC March 29, 2020