jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
by skrskr225 May 09, 2022
A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
He is having Jacobisms
by SciencePi May 06, 2020
An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
by eggmanlovestails July 10, 2018
Bringer of definitions.
by BLAM! November 05, 2004
A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 01, 2018
always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
by iynez February 13, 2020
by Jablimpy February 07, 2022