Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 13, 2011

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023

Subway Transfer

1.) Pertains to the penetration of a female's vagina and then the anus by an erect penis on an alternating basis. Normally, it starts with first vaginal penetration, then anal, then vaginal again, and so forth. The duration can vary in length of either orafice, although it is standard to only apply this term to short durations for the same. (about three to ten seconds of actual penetration of either orafice before withdrawal of the penis for the intent of penetrating the adjacent orafice). * Warning: Should only be attempted with either a condom, regular physical check ups, and/or, with a singular partner relationship three to five years in progress.

Sexual Intent: "I wanna do a 'subway transfer' on that chick!"

Hemorrhoids: "I wouldn't have had such a huge 'rhoid if my husband didn't pull a 'subway transfer' on my ass all the time!"

Harmful Notion: "Man! That bitch is going pay for her stuff with a 'subway transfer' by me!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 13, 2008

subway Barbie

A woman who waits to get on the subway train to rummage in her pocketbook or shoulder bag for cosmetics and makeup when she could have done the same thing at home. Very annoying to the passengers seated immediately to the left and right of her, as she's elbowing those people in the ribs.

Man, I really get peed off at those subway Barbies! Can't they pretty themselves up at HOME?

by pentozali March 28, 2008

subway shuffle

The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.

Dude! The guy at SUBWAY totaly did the subway shuffle!

by Jimraeder July 7, 2008