Steven

A naive yet well meaning guy. He has cartoonish eyes and a goofy personality. Sometimes you wonder what goes on in that cranium of his. He's sweet and liable to call you gag-worthy pet names.

Me: Steven called me "Cutie-Pie" today *gags*
Friend:Aw, but he's a sweet guy

by emptybrown3yes October 22, 2013

Steven

A 12-16 year old douche bag on youtube.

Wow, that kid is such a Steven.

by alextegart1999 May 24, 2016

Steven

Some retard known to have 46-48 teeth. Sometimes bites. Likes gay shit and smells bad. Sometimes swallows dick

"Steven don't bite me"
"420 Blaze it n00bscope faze weed

by José Hernandeez July 3, 2016

Steven

He likes to look at boobies.And he is fat.

Steven you should look at your own boobies.

by Steven is a faggot June 13, 2016

Steven

A guy that nobody wants to invite to parties but he somehow shows up.

Who invited Steven?

by LalaBAG69 May 7, 2017

Steven

Someone who is a massive cunt.

He stole my candy, he is such a Steven

by Urban Auth May 24, 2017

Steven

Steven is a guy who bullies people and has terrible hair. His friends are not loyal. His favorite state is California and Steven is athletic and his favorite sport is skateboarding. He has a small fucking penis and is mega gay. He is a good friend to people and stays loyal. Girls don’t like him very much. Steven has a big family that cares very much about his other siblings.

Person 1: Hey that dude has a small penis. He is also bullying that person and is mega gay
Person 2:That’s what you call a Steven

by It’s me Mario December 7, 2018