Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011

oreo starvation

Not having enough Oreos

He died of Oreo starvation

by Good234 August 9, 2017

carp starver

When a MILF is playing koi and using herself as dong bait just to get attention.

"So I was at the pool the other day and this total carp starver was waving at every dick that walked by."

by SimonClint October 30, 2018

Kelli stavast

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

Live Starved Reaction

Someone who is really gay

Bro is that Live Starved Reaction? He's so gay

by Not Joy is almost permanent October 3, 2022

Jakob Stav

Aka. Savefar

Is a popular danish producer known for his tracks such as "Fisk I skagen" and "Savefar er saveklar"

After a couple of "Blå colaer" can han be quit nasty

Jakob Stav tag mig hårdt

by Uansvarlig 1 February 23, 2023

Nigerian Love Starve

n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".

"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."

by The Mayng March 16, 2014