Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

by Das Clunge April 21, 2009

fun sponge

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.

"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."

by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003

Creamy sponge

A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared

A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman

We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday

by BiggyG69420 July 12, 2019

Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.

"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"

by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016

Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all

Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.

by BIGJAR November 8, 2022

Soapy sponge

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl’s bush, and rubs his cum into her pubes.

Jessica: Hey babe, can you give me the soapy sponge?
Dan: Yes, I’m all over it.

by Dumbcea July 10, 2019

Amo Sponge

1. Amo Sponge: Typically the guy who has atleast a 1 kill to 100 deaths ratio for various reasons in a video game.
A. he's a n00b
B. he screwed up his controller and can't shoot.
C. he's the @hole ever1 hates but loves to shoot at.

2. The Amo Sponge typically is used for target practice when let loose in the world of video gaming. It's also not uncommon for the amo sponge to be fed generous amounts of "tea bag" in one round.

A. "No matter where 'Player X' went the buckshot seemed to fallow. There for 'Player X' is the Amo Sponge."

B. End of game score for 'Player X' is 1 kill to 100 death ratio."

C. A video gamer who absorbs amo or "amunition" like a sponge to water.

D.See definition of "n00b"

by Stone Black Fox January 14, 2009