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spiderman technique

the act of positioning your hand to look like spiderman when he is shooting his webs, you will then proceed to finger your partner in the bum and vagina with the two fingers sticking out and using the thumb to stimulate the clitoris.
"damn baby back at it again with the spiderman technique in my meat locker"
by CaptainPresents July 23, 2016
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Spiderman Veins

Noun: On a particularly jacked or muscular person, the veins on their arms stick out considerably, resembling the arms of the Spiderman costume.
Yo I gotta start doing some pull-ups if I want to get some Spiderman Veins
by SpidermanArms April 13, 2009
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Spiderman Wank

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.
by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006
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spiderman 3

The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.

SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!

Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level

Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night

"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
by Ken Glin February 7, 2008
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Spiderman's lover

Slang terminology for marijuana. Another slang term for marijuana is "Mary Jane". In the Spiderman mythology Peter Parker (Spiderman) is infatuated with a woman by the name of "Mary Jane". The actual term relating to marijuana "Mary Jane" has become widely recognized as marijuana thus "Spiderman's lover" is a form of evolution as no authoritative figure will have any clue who in the fuck Spiderman's lover is.
"Did you get a piece of Spiderman's lover last night? She was high quality stuff."

"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."
by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009
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spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film
Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5
by Stoner422 January 8, 2009
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spiderman a ho

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.
Man, I want to spiderman a ho so bad right now...
by McBiz DaShiz January 9, 2008
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