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Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
Im one Speedy Readie
by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018
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Speedy McManiac

Someone who is really, really fast!
Sarah is such a Speedy McManiac at running!!! Look at her go!
by Ikosana March 24, 2008
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Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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speedys toes

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
by Kwias November 23, 2021
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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
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the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.
by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010
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The Speedy Gorilla

When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"
by Lorraine Haul April 2, 2024
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