by Stevie C. December 02, 2006
34+35
He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
by rainbowunicorn777 August 23, 2021
A gray stone structure located on the planet of Ahch-To, where Rey and Kylo Ren first touched hands while connected through their Force Bond.
Director and writer Rian Johnson admitted that what happened in the Smut Hut was "the closest thing we'll get to a sex scene in a 'Star Wars' movie."
by frozenoj March 30, 2018
Like a sense of humor, but only applies to the art of perceiving things as dirty that were perfectly innocent. Someone with a sense of smut might also be said to have a dirty mind.
Everyone else took her comment about "working long and hard all night" at face value, but I couldn't help but laugh to myself. I guess I've just got a better sense of smut than all of my coworkers.
by ZebCanCook November 03, 2008
by the don dizzle March 13, 2007
My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box
by Bert Mandrake January 07, 2011
Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
by thg_is_everything March 23, 2015