by Stevie C. December 3, 2006
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He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
by rainbowunicorn777 August 22, 2021
Get the poetic smutmug. A gray stone structure located on the planet of Ahch-To, where Rey and Kylo Ren first touched hands while connected through their Force Bond.
Director and writer Rian Johnson admitted that what happened in the Smut Hut was "the closest thing we'll get to a sex scene in a 'Star Wars' movie."
by frozenoj May 18, 2018
Get the Smut Hutmug. Like a sense of humor, but only applies to the art of perceiving things as dirty that were perfectly innocent. Someone with a sense of smut might also be said to have a dirty mind.
Everyone else took her comment about "working long and hard all night" at face value, but I couldn't help but laugh to myself. I guess I've just got a better sense of smut than all of my coworkers.
by ZebCanCook March 16, 2009
Get the sense of smutmug. by the don dizzle March 14, 2007
Get the smut piecemug. A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
by Sanfucksky August 18, 2013
Get the Smut Kingmug. My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box
by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011
Get the smut boxmug.