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Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
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Book smasher

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun
by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016
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kitty smasher

An epic sword in mine craft only used by the best 🚁🚁
kitty smasher use it to kill cats in mine craft 🚁
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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sack smasher

One who smashes ball sacks.
Bubba is a real sack smasher
by Ranting redneck August 29, 2019
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gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.
Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.
by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015
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Monkey Smasher

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
by Tkolee September 6, 2010
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