anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

anal sleeve by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

russian cock-sleeve 

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it

Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!

russian cock-sleeve by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017

Wizard's Sleeve 

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.

'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

Wizard's Sleeve by Soairse September 2, 2003

Pink Sleeve 

The guy above us sucks at life but a pick sleeve is when your doing some girl in da butt and you pull out at an angle and then there anal lining gets wrapped around your cock and it comes out like a sweet thang

have fun

Pink Sleeve by Biznaxter April 6, 2003

wizard's sleeve 

The oversized female genitalia

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve

wizard's sleeve by ChefSam May 11, 2006

Bloody Sleeve 

N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.

1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.

Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.

2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.

Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.

3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!

Bloody Sleeve by CloroxCrazed December 4, 2010

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve 

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011