sleepie

The stuff you find in the corner of your eye each morning, after sleeping.
Other names include Sleep, Sleepy, Eye bogies, Sleepy Sand, Eye goo.

I like to eat my sleepie, it tastes like salt!

by Aaron2 December 6, 2006

sheeple

The worst neologism in the history of the English language, use of which will derail any serious argument and make the user look like a moron.

Do not use "sheeple" in any place it could not be replaced by "sheep people." Since no sane person would ever write a sentence using "sheep people," NEVER USE "SHEEPLE."

by The English Language October 9, 2007

Sleeperunit

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

sleepie

to have a little sleep

"i'll think i'll have a little sleepie" - Vince Noir the Mighty Boosh

by michael beck April 19, 2006

sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected

That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.

by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014

sheeple

People who follow the crowd

This sheeple like #selfie (#I'manasshat)

by runhard27 July 26, 2016