sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'

Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by alideet August 5, 2016

sideways double-muzzle

The act of two people laying on their sides and 69'ing

"The sideways double-muzzle offers a great, mutual angle for both the genitals and the asshole without the bothersome arguments for who gets to be on top"

by pbateman102 December 1, 2011

sideways hokey pokey

the act of having sex

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."

by bernsy February 27, 2008

fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.

"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"

by fuck, me, sideways, cha, slide April 22, 2009

sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.

Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.

by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008

sideways wiper

n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.

Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.

by The Purple Package December 31, 2007

Sneaking out sideways

The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.

Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.

by Ideal August 28, 2005