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If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄
by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is God
by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019
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shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude
by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021
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Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
by Yes'd June 1, 2019
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Daddy is Shrek
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by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii December 6, 2019
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Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
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