If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
