shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006

Shredding

The most satisfying thing to do with a guitar. There are non-believers, in this age of nu-school hiphop, rap metal and ska, but there will always be a cult devoted to the art in its truest form.

Dimebag can shred like a motherfucker. Seriously, he can shred like you wouldnt believe. Thats until he died. Rest In Peace Dimebag, you motherfuckin legend.

by Dimebag December 22, 2004

shred

to abuse a skatepark in the good way
(skate on it till your board snaps)

dude1 = yo check this park.

dude2 = alrite lets shred

by skate 4 lyf September 15, 2005

Shred Head

Much like road head Shred Head is the act of giving a blow job whilst skiing or snowboarding.

I hit the slopes with my girl and I total got some shred head.

by AndyIsABitch February 22, 2015

Shredalicious

A word used to describe extremely fast guitar playing.

Wow! That solo was Shredalicious!

by Franchez August 27, 2005

shrediculous

Having the quality of shredding so hard that it is totally ridiculous.

Dude, DragonForce may be pretty cheesy, but they're still pretty shrediculous!

by Ben Dalton December 14, 2006

Self Shred

1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)

Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"

by Oil Rig January 19, 2010