Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.

"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head

Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load

by SuckMyBigBlackWilly November 25, 2025

Politically correct shitstain

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.

-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.

by adamolanadam June 21, 2022

The backends of a shitstain

Moycullen

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

by Defy dude April 24, 2024

That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.

Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?

by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024