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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.
Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!
by kats067 March 11, 2026
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