School is just another name for the five days of hell. No one likes it, no one want to be there, and it's boring as fuck.
by Who the fuck knows August 30, 2013
Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.
Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):
*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are
*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning
*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books
*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going
*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):
*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are
*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning
*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books
*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going
*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 28, 2013
A place inforced by the government that brainwashes people to learn shit they really and honestly won't need later in the real world. The only fun grades are preschool, kindergarten, and first and second grade. After all that's said and done, it's all downhill from there, giving you extremely useless, unimportant, boring and crappy things you'll never truly need for anything else in life but that. Although I am homeschooled, I basically have the same shit anyone else has and hate it just as much as any typical person would. And another thing I hate about school is random stupid tests and exams and also random "pop quizzes". It's also like prison. They tell you when you can do things such as see friends. Except your stupid teachers and parents say all that shit's gonna be needed someday.
by cherryb0mb June 21, 2013
School; the place loved by those who:
1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
Hated by those who:
1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
Hated by those who:
1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.
After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.
After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.
After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
by I am Dog August 02, 2005
seriously, school makes a lot of people want to kill themselves, that is if they are not already bored into a coma.
by Tactical Squad July 11, 2008
by idontreallylikeschool December 15, 2011
Where you're forced to spend hours learning something you don't need, because I know of so many times when I'm at my job and need to know what some ancient civilization died out. Math is decent, but you can take out most of the crap in it you only need if your a real-estate agent. A lot of science can be taken out, but leave just a little. English should stop when your in 4th or 5th grade. So when your done taking away useless stuff, theres a 3-4 hour day that starts at 10 am and ends at 1 or 2 pm. But that makes too much sence so they have to keep adding more days and weeks to the year because they say we don't learn enough already. Then they say if we're gonna make them all think the same, we should make them dress the same.. So, stripped of your rights that so many soldiers die(d) for each day. God bless America!
School sucks. everyone knows deep inside, no matter how old they are, no matter how smart they are, no matter what race gender or anything, they all know that school was the biggest waste of time they were ever forced into sence they were forced out a vagina.
by Balph December 01, 2007