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A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
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Schoolbus Scenario

When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.

The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.

You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."

Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"

Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009
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dirty schoolbus

When during anal intercourse you urinate inside of your partner. Yellow and brown like a dirty schoolbus.
She was totally pissed when I gave her the dirty schoolbus.
by Mogged March 9, 2008
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deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
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Schoolbussed

Commuting to work and you’re stuck behind a school bus that has to stop at every effing street to pick up one child because stupid helicopter parents insist upon it.
I’d be there already if I didn’t get schoolbussed on my way in this morning

Fuck. I’m schoolbussed.
by ejm5062 May 28, 2018
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schoolbus

Similar to the minivan, it is the act of inserting one fist and one foot into the vagina, and one fist and one foot into the rectum. Called the schoolbus because its 10 in the front, and 10 in the back.
Devin Holder flipped Dayna upside-down on her head and gave her the schoolbus.
by everrit22 October 27, 2010
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Detroit Schoolbus

Chigger and Detroit Schoolbus are the same thing
by dvjn294 April 24, 2011
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