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the scarlet letter

Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"
"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.

Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?
by SomeBadJoke October 7, 2006
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Scarlet bowtie

When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie
The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie
by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 17, 2008
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Nebraska Scarlet and Cream

The true colors of the Nebraska Huskers or the act of fucking a girl vaginally while she is on her period during a Husker football game and then proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. After that you stick two fingers in her pussy from each hand, getting blood and jizz on each finger, and wipe it beneath each eye like a football players eye black.
True: dude why is there blood and jizz all over the new couch?

Neil: Playa I gave Rachel a Nebraska Scarlet and Cream in honor of the Huskers.

True: NOOO WAYYYY! Dude Rachels boyfriend, Aaron, is gunna be pissed.

Neil: No its all good, he's a Husker fan too.
by JOBA63 July 6, 2010
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Scarlettuce

If you know a scarlettuce, kiss her. She is rare so take the advantage
' Yo, that Scarlettuce, she is smoking'
by Hannacutebanana October 30, 2019
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Scarlet Fearn

“They are such a Scarlet Fearn
by Vikstar123 January 1, 2021
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Scarlett

Scarlett can be very freaky and a nice person, she loves to vent to her closest friends or family members and she is so crazy, she loves to dance and party. Make Scarlett mad and she will pop off but Scarlett has an amazing heart she can get emotional easily, she is a very flirty girl who just wants love, she can be very loyal too if you treat her good!
"Dang Scarlett is acutally very loveable"
by @diorv2 March 10, 2021
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Scarlettphobic

"Mr.Quinn is very Scarlettphobic"
by God of Mischief Loki December 6, 2021
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