safari

A ride through the redlight district. The hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you pass by them at 2 mph. While doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they're a pack of wild animals - just like an African safari. The only difference is that you replace the African jungle with a jungle of skanky ass bitches.

Drunkass 1: Damn, I'm drunk as hell.
Drunkass 2: Yeah, me too. What you wanna do?
Drunkass 1: Let's do safari!
Drunkass 2: Hell yeah! You drive, I'm too drunk, and I wanna heckle the bitches.

by joemomz December 28, 2005

Saarah

Saarah is extremely funny and loves to help out people and always pulls her freinds up when they feel down and gives the most warmest hugs ever. Sometimes she can get annoying when she is on her period and can get really moody😒 She can also be really stupid at times but other than that she is a wonderful woman ❤️

Saarah is moody 😶

by Tellonme December 22, 2019

Safariist

A person either prone to our fully comitted to being on safari, whether consciously or not.

See also cultural safari.

Timmy von Douche, ever the dedicated Safariist, booked a yearly trip to various South Asian shitholes, just to soak up the local, off-the-beaten path flavor, and marvel at the quaint and exotic squalidness.

by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009

Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.

Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

urban safari

an adventure contained within a city or otherwise cosmopolitan environment, providing those on the journey the opportunity to spot artefacts of great design, natural beauty, amazing history and other achievements of man.

My urban safari of Hong Kong taught me much about its past colonial rule.

by panky85 May 17, 2008

Fich saar syndrome

is the condition in which a person, a plant, or an animal finds itself when the individual is much smaller than his relatives. In the case of humans, it usually involves small growth and also differences in body proportions.

hey, you look so short, looks like you got the " Fich saar syndrome."

by Jeerven October 20, 2020

Wal-safari

To actively hunt out the "wildlife" at your local Wal-Mart, arming yourself with only a functional camera phone, and then posting the trophies on Peopleofwalmart.com for the whole world to behold!

I caught this fat chick in short shorts on my phone while on Wal-safari yesterday

by Sy L October 2, 2009