sack of potatoes

When getting into your bed at night and realize your child has decided to hide in the form of a sack of potatoes.

Look honey there's something in the bed is it a sack of potatoes again or maybe it's Staci...

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

no sweat off my sack

Another way of saying, no problem, or not my problem

hey did you hear about Jan losing his license?

yeah, i heard, no sweat off my sack though....

by Bam 9 October 12, 2010

drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Beer Sack

1) A commonly used gym bag or traveling bag that can be used to transport large quantities of beer.

2) A bag in which a bottle of beer explodes/breaks and the beer is left in the bag.

Ryan i just love your big black beer sack

All hail the mighty beer sack.

Stop having orgasmic laughs about my beer sack.

by thefloyd2112 December 12, 2009