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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
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San Francisco standoff

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.
by Real neam May 6, 2025
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Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
by Awesomom February 18, 2009
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minnesota stand off

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.
dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006
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Testicular Stand-off

When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.
When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.
by Mau-Man October 16, 2020
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Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.
Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.
by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022
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Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.
She was way to standoffish, i couldn't get her to talk to me at all.
by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008
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