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Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it
Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging
by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021
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Smeg

A smeg can be used as combining words that is smexy and egg so basicaly a smexy egg
"Omg Tyro I ate such a smeg today"!
by Lolslater May 22, 2018
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Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.
Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg
by John Rook December 10, 2018
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Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.
Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!
by Stick1 June 21, 2021
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Smeg

You see my sister, she’s a smeg
by annonymoue June 1, 2022
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smeg

term used to describe a person who looks and smells like penis cheese.
you smeg
by chubby skinny July 2, 2019
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