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Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009
mugGet the Wizard Sleevesmug.

Lightning sleeve

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve
by Chadathon January 26, 2022
mugGet the Lightning sleevemug.

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
mugGet the Jizz Sleevemug.

Beat Sleeve

A cloth used for masturbation. Can keep the ejaculate from defiling other nearby objects/furniture.
Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.
by Martropolis March 9, 2010
mugGet the Beat Sleevemug.

Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.
Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020
mugGet the Sleeve vaginamug.

Up the sleeve

A variant of the phrase "in the closet" specifically for asexuals (aka "aces") concealing their sexual orientation from others.
My parents don't know I'm an ace. I'm still up the sleeve.
by ThePipYay November 8, 2021
mugGet the Up the sleevemug.

clean sleeve

A complete and utter asshole. A total jerk that won't shut up and thinks they are "All that".
That guy's a clean sleeve
by -Unregistered August 14, 2016
mugGet the clean sleevemug.

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