siberian snowblower

After receiving fellatio, you ejaculate into the female's mouth and then proceed to perform the Heimlich maneuver on her.

This sprays semen into the air, resembling a snowblower.

"Tom, I really don't appreciate you giving Karen the Siberian Snowblower last night during dinner".

by Squigisaurus Rex January 5, 2023

Siberian Artard

a person who is extremely retarded and does a bunch load of shitty stuff that makes no sense at all

OMG, you're so retarded like a Siberian Artard!

by OMGhiEveryone September 14, 2009

The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.

Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,

by brincest69 September 20, 2020

Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.

John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”

by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.

"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025