Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

by bigmovie September 3, 2012

fanny shavings

The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch

Do you have any Baccy mate?

Yeah only fanny shavings

by twhitmee January 11, 2018

ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 4, 2020

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan May 25, 2012