shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Party Shave

The act of a person shaving hair off whatever body parts they deem necessary, but most emphasis being on the genitalia, before going out on the town. Party shaving is done with the intent to find someone to sleep with that night.

I hope you party shaved because you're totally getting laid tonight!

by Party Shaver June 9, 2018

shave check

A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.

“Hey yo, shave check!”

by GoddessLegMom March 10, 2020

Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan May 25, 2012