a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves
by sgt July 27, 2007
by Unicornlovesforever November 05, 2019
by dude879 October 31, 2011
by dankerdankest January 15, 2020
A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup
by Cocksucker40000 November 17, 2015
A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.
Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
by The Anchovies February 13, 2018
Damn Ruben Slikk fucked yo bitch.
by loopdigga... June 27, 2019