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Retard

A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
by the uwebolla virus October 9, 2008
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Retard

re·tard ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4 Show IPA

verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.

noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.

4. Slang: Disparaging .

a. a mentally retarded person.

b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
EVE Online Example

A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.

19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with

20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
by Dragnarok December 13, 2012
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Retard

People shouldn't call actual retarded people retarded. That is not politically correct. People have to call them developmentally challenged. People who are called retarded now are people who act stupid. A lot of liberal minded people get pissed off if you call someone retarded. Save your self the trouble and never say the word retarded ever. So you don't have to deal with idiots getting on your ass about not being "politically correct". Take the high road because most liberal minded people are not capable of taking the high road.
Stop yelling!! Stop being a retard!!
by Calling out bs February 12, 2017
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Retard

You dont call a retard a retard you call your friends a retard when there acting retarded
Slow retard goofy weird dumb
by LjCoolie July 19, 2009
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Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
by Blubid April 20, 2008
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Retard

You
You are a retard
by Oneofthemannyredditusers November 20, 2019
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Retard

A derogatory term for people with disabilities but also means stupid idiot etc
Sean Fuck off you retard

Joe Hey shut up
by Boogereater69 January 7, 2021
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