1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006
Get the Rectal Rovermug. The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.
by Professor T December 27, 2011
Get the rectal flurriesmug. Owls that go into your butt.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
Get the rectal owlsmug. The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
Get the rectal ozonemug. The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.
by That One Definer February 12, 2010
Get the Rectal Rompmug. Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.
I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
Get the rectal inversionmug. Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.
by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010
Get the rectal numbersmug.